Interesting "Fruit " Horoscope

Pick a fruit and forward it on with the fruit you chose on the subject
line. Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these:

1. Orange
2. Apple
3. Banana
4. Coconut
5. Pineapple
6. Papaya
7. Mango
8. Cherry
9. Black Grapes
10. Peach
11. Custard Apple
12. Pear

What is your pick???
(Pick before you scroll down .... Do Not CHEAT!!!)

ORANGE If orange is your favorite fruit, it speaks of a person who
has enduring patience and will power. You like to do things slowly,
but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You
tend to be shy, but are reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an
aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care and you
love with all your heart, and not in for just a fling. You avoid
conflict at all costs.

APPLE If apple is your favorite fruit, you are an extravagant,
impulsive and outspoken person, often with a bit of a temper. While
you may not be the best organizer yourself, you make a good team
leader and are good at taking things forward. You can take quick
action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. You ooze with
charm when you are with your partner. You have an enthusiasm for
life, unmatched by most.

BANANA You are a softie! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by
nature is the banana lover. You often lack in self-confidence and
are quite timid by nature. People often take advantage of your sweet
temperedness, and sheer vulnerability to a situation. You adore your
partner in every which way, both for their mental and physical
beauty! Because of the way you are, your relationship is always very
much in harmony!

COCONUT The coconut lover is a serious, very thoughtful and
contemplative person. Though you enjoy socializing, you are
particular about the company you keep. You tend to be stubborn but
not necessarily foolhardy. Shrewd, quick-witted and alert, you
ensure that you are right on top of any given scenario, especially at work.
You need a partner with brains, and while passion is important it
certainly isn't everything for you.

PINEAPPLE You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are
brave in asking career changes, if that is what is to your
advantage. You have exceptional organizing abilities and are undaunted by the
size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and
honest in your dealings with others. Though you are not given to
making friends very quickly, but once you do, it is for life. You
rarely, if ever, make romantic overtures. Your partner is often
impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in your
ability to show affection.

PAPAYA You are truly fearless and take much that happens in life in
your stride. You give considerable thought to things you do. You
have a sense of humor that, along with your generous nature, keeps you in
most people's good books. You are a go-getter in your professional
life, and have a knack for being in the right place at the right
time. You enjoy meeting new people and seeing new sights whenever
you can. Your sense of humor is what attracts members of the opposite
sex to you more than anything else. It is simply charming!

MANGO A mango lover is a personality to be reckoned with; quite
often, you are a person who has quite fixed ideas, and influencing
you is not an easy task. You tend to be an extremist with strong
likes and dislikes, and at times even like to control a situation.
You enjoy getting involved in something that presents mental
challenge. Strong as you may be, you are like a kitten when you are
with your partner. You accommodate the love of your life, and make
up for all the strong will elsewhere!

CHERRY If cherry is your favorite fruit, life isn't always as sweet
for you. You often face ups and downs, particularly professionally,
and find that you make small sums of $$$, instead of a lump sum. You
have a fertile imagination and are often involved in creative
pursuits. You are a very sincere and loyal partner, but find that
expressing your feelings is not very easy. Your home is your haven,
and you love nothing more than being surrounded by close family and
your beloved partner.

BLACK GRAPES You are a polite person in general, but do have quick
flare-ups of temper that cool down just as quickly. You enjoy beauty
in all forms, including beautiful people. You are very popular
because of your warm , gregarious nature. You have a zest for life,
you enjoy everything you do, right from the way you dress, to your
style and your day-to-day life. Your partner must share your zeal
and zing for life to enjoy all you have to offer!

PEACH Like a peach, you enjoy the juice of life & all its lush
ripeness! You are the friendly sort, and are quite frank and outspoken, which
adds to your charm. You are quick to forgive and forget; and value
your friendships highly. You have an independent and ambitious
streak in you that makes you a real go-getter. You are the ideal lover,
fiery and passionate but sincere and faithful in love. You don't,
however, like to display all that passion in public.

CUSTARD APPLE You are a modest and conservative person who can be
quite sensitive at times. You tend to be thoughtful and
contemplative, and therefore are rarely rash in doing things. You
are quite ambitious and are good at anything that requires much
detailing or working with numbers. You are quick at finding fault with others.
While looking for a partner, you value a person's intellect far
above their looks or good old passion. You are quite shy and not very
comfortable demonstrating affection.

PEAR If you put your mind to something you can do it successfully,
but by and large you tend to be fickle and have trouble completing a
task with the enthusiasm you started it with. You need to know the
results of your efforts almost immediately. You enjoy mental
stimulation and love to get into a good discussion! You tend to be a
restless and high-strung person, and are easily excited

Don't you love when roommates have sex?

Oh I know I do... I'm so fortunate that neither of them last very long.

But what to do when they both have sex at the same time. I have the misfortune of having one roomie have a really loud and annoying faker. You can usually hear her out on the street for the full duration of their coupling session or very close to it.

The other is not loud, but their bed is not very stable. Thus, I have the lovely honor of hearing this bizzare irregular rhythm banging into a wall.

So which do you choose? At first I said to myself, "Maybe I should go to the bowling alley," however with all the garbage going on here I didn't want to know what kind of massive orgy was going on in the "Huskie's Den" (The equivilant of our "Student Union"). Fortunately as I said neither last very long so really loud music covered it for the duration of Mr. Bed Banger. Loud Faker dropped out by the time I went to the bathroom.

What happened to sex being a private, intimate thing between two people? Then again, a 4 bedroom apartment doesn't really afford much privacy, but still...

Take care all!

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So Steph told me this community is making a comeback and I'm proud to hear it. Steph is always the one that'll keep you updating LJ even when you want to delete it and all. Of course, even she's dabbled in the crossed out LJ name for a day or so! :-p

So my question to you people is:

What keeps you coming to a community? Or even coming to read LJ in general? What cool things can we do to keep people updating? Should we do surveys and stuff? Or just keep doing random postings? I know I need to get that picture of that billboard I was talking about and post it sometime because it will rock the socks of any true Napoleon dynamite fan. Maybe we need cool pictures? Or maybe we should just leave it the way it is, I dunno, I'm tired and spouting things and posting cuz Steph told me to. ;-) Maybe that's what dontbuyusfood is all about! hehe
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I'm curious... why does everybody want to see the Pope's body?

It's almost as if people don't believe he's dead and they refuse to believe...

Another thing... people say the world is going to end because the Pope died... How many other Popes have died and the world hasn't ended?


Wow... this "..." can be way overused sometimes.

Off to study for Calculus and prepare for Intermediate Macroeconomics, where I will enjoy the sauna known as DuSable Hall.

Take care everybody!

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stephapelvis: If I had explosive diarrhea, would you still be my friend?
ilostmyself911: Depends...did you crap in your pants in my car?
stephapelvis: YES
ilostmyself911: Did it get all over my car seat?
stephapelvis: yes, and some on the windows
ilostmyself911: Did you refuse to clean it up?
stephapelvis: no, but a lot of it wouldn't come out
ilostmyself911: Did you give me restitution for the repairs?
stephapelvis: I gave you genital itch cream.
ilostmyself911: Yes. We're still friends.
stephapelvis: NICE.
Jungle Mamma

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*sniffs armpit; memories flood back of Alaska*

I love the smell of my deodorant...It's the same kind I used two years ago when I spent the summer in Alaska. Now everytime I smell it, I think of temperate rainforests and mountains and meeses. *sigh*

Road trip, anyone?
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I figured I would write in here cuz I have something actually cool to share about my stupid little town Peoria. In Peoria we have an ad company named Adams Outdoor and they do crazy they did an ad for a bottled water company known as Outhouse springs or something with slogans like #1 not #2, JUST to test how well known their ads are.

ANYWAY, the reason why I'm writing about them is they have the fucking coolest ad ever. It's a huge billboard along the side of the road on the way to my school. It's Napoleon Dynamite with that quote about girls liking guys with numchuck skills and computer hacking skills and then there's a number for some type of Nerds Group?! I'm assuming it's some sort of computer software company or something. I need to look at the ad closer or take a picture or something. It's on my way to and from school everyday.

I was also wondering if this ad was featured anywhere else or if it's a local thing?

Also, has anyone seen that weird Got Faith ad? Or is that a local thing too? It has like a rusty faucet with wine pouring out of it into a wine glass. I suppose that's supposed to be the "blood of Christ?!!?" but what's with the faucet!? *confused forever*