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[Oct. 21st, 2005|12:53 am]
Don't Buy Us Food

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[colossuswassus]
stephap elvis (12:07:26 AM): alexandr!
stephap elvis (12:07:29 AM): yout here/
stephap elvis (12:07:30 AM): ALEX
stephap elvis (12:07:32 AM): oh man
ColossusWassus (12:07:36 AM): evening, Steph
stephap elvis (12:07:39 AM): hellllllllo!
stephap elvis (12:07:42 AM): wat is new/
ColossusWassus (12:07:56 AM): double integrals, how're you?
stephap elvis (12:08:03 AM): double intregarals!
stephap elvis (12:08:10 AM): oh man!
stephap elvis (12:08:12 AM): my shoesa re on!
ColossusWassus (12:08:29 AM): nice drunk post
ColossusWassus (12:08:30 AM): btw
stephap elvis (12:08:33 AM): oh man
stephap elvis (12:08:35 AM): os
stephap elvis (12:08:39 AM): can you nddrstand it?
ColossusWassus (12:09:04 AM): most of it
stephap elvis (12:09:10 AM): yay
stephap elvis (12:09:16 AM): my head all ovef
stephap elvis (12:09:19 AM): fall
stephap elvis (12:09:20 AM): fall over
stephap elvis (12:09:39 AM): ge nab ti babd i don't have a cell phone or i wouldcall you drunker
ColossusWassus (12:09:59 AM): indeed, are you doing ok?
stephap elvis (12:10:08 AM): yeah but my shoes waon't go away
ColossusWassus (12:10:37 AM): be patient, and get away from any breakable items
stephap elvis (12:10:53 AM): k
stephap elvis (12:10:56 AM): hey
stephap elvis (12:11:06 AM): we saw robert carradine of lizzie macguire
ColossusWassus (12:11:27 AM): I read that, even thought I don't know who he is, I percieved that he was famous
ColossusWassus (12:12:30 AM): I'm proud of you
stephap elvis (12:13:01 AM): 8t wasn't relaly him
stephap elvis (12:13:04 AM): it just look like him
stephap elvis (12:13:06 AM): but i wanna marry
ColossusWassus (12:13:39 AM): who doesn't?
ColossusWassus (12:13:42 AM): how are the shoes
stephap elvis (12:13:50 AM): on my feet!
stephap elvis (12:13:53 AM): can you believe it?qh
stephap elvis (12:13:59 AM): i can get off no
ColossusWassus (12:14:00 AM): yes, sadly yes
stephap elvis (12:14:07 AM): no ome off fet!
stephap elvis (12:14:09 AM): and i'm like
stephap elvis (12:14:13 AM): hey shoes get off my feet
stephap elvis (12:14:15 AM): and they like
stephap elvis (12:14:16 AM): no man!
stephap elvis (12:14:41 AM): i dont know hat to do
ColossusWassus (12:14:48 AM): poor baby
ColossusWassus (12:14:54 AM): do you need help?
stephap elvis (12:15:00 AM): yah probalby
ColossusWassus (12:15:13 AM): you have a non-mobile phone around?
stephap elvis (12:15:23 AM): yep
ColossusWassus (12:15:27 AM): I'll call you if you like
stephap elvis (12:15:33 AM): ho hum
stephap elvis (12:15:37 AM): do yj nko number/
ColossusWassus (12:15:45 AM): no
stephap elvis (12:15:55 AM): uh oh!
stephap elvis (12:16:00 AM): what we ogkna do?
ColossusWassus (12:16:19 AM): umm... do you want to call me and then I'll call you back
stephap elvis (12:16:26 AM): uh i dnao uh
stephap elvis (12:16:32 AM): i lieve inchicago
ColossusWassus (12:16:32 AM): that's fine
ColossusWassus (12:16:38 AM): I know you do
stephap elvis (12:16:42 AM): ok good
ColossusWassus (12:16:44 AM): Chicago fucking rocks
stephap elvis (12:16:48 AM): yessssssssss
stephap elvis (12:16:56 AM): chicago anhas me fool!
stephap elvis (12:17:00 AM): andthat makes it good
ColossusWassus (12:17:18 AM): anhas?
stephap elvis (12:17:23 AM): HAS
stephap elvis (12:17:26 AM): hcicago has me!
stephap elvis (12:17:30 AM): and i live in chicago
stephap elvis (12:17:30 AM): so it is cool
stephap elvis (12:17:45 AM): but so do my shoes
stephap elvis (12:17:48 AM): and they dnt come off
ColossusWassus (12:17:48 AM): well you make everything cool steph
ColossusWassus (12:17:58 AM): including your shoes
stephap elvis (12:18:03 AM): oh ok
stephap elvis (12:18:05 AM): well then that sok
ColossusWassus (12:18:08 AM): you should do a scanner post
stephap elvis (12:18:11 AM): how?
stephap elvis (12:18:14 AM): what to scan/
ColossusWassus (12:18:20 AM): draw a picture right now of your shoes
stephap elvis (12:18:23 AM): ok
stephap elvis (12:18:24 AM): um
stephap elvis (12:18:26 AM): good idea
stephap elvis (12:18:28 AM): i need crayons
stephap elvis (12:18:30 AM): ok
stephap elvis (12:18:32 AM): fknd crayn
stephap elvis (12:18:34 AM): shoes!
stephap elvis (12:18:47 AM): uh ohh!
stephap elvis (12:18:50 AM): knok over sanner
ColossusWassus (12:19:29 AM): just pick it up if there's no broken glass
ColossusWassus (12:19:39 AM): or maybe draw a picture now and then post it later
stephap elvis (12:20:21 AM): k i drea a picture
ColossusWassus (12:20:34 AM): ok... just keep it there
stephap elvis (12:20:36 AM): it fell down
ColossusWassus (12:20:38 AM): draw a couple pictures
ColossusWassus (12:20:43 AM): don't worry about that
stephap elvis (12:20:45 AM): k
stephap elvis (12:20:47 AM): well
stephap elvis (12:20:48 AM): yes
stephap elvis (12:20:50 AM): hey man
ColossusWassus (12:20:54 AM): yes woman?
stephap elvis (12:20:58 AM): woman!
stephap elvis (12:21:02 AM): i type good now
stephap elvis (12:21:04 AM): looka t me!
stephap elvis (12:21:07 AM): look at me type good
ColossusWassus (12:21:08 AM): that is what you are
ColossusWassus (12:21:15 AM): you type most good
stephap elvis (12:21:21 AM): youi are awesome
ColossusWassus (12:21:41 AM): absolutely
ColossusWassus (12:22:35 AM): Steph how awesome are doing with those shoes?
stephap elvis (12:22:58 AM): they still on!
stephap elvis (12:23:04 AM): i duon now how to get off
ColossusWassus (12:23:14 AM): are they big or small?
stephap elvis (12:23:18 AM): converse!
ColossusWassus (12:23:25 AM): like the ones you tie?
stephap elvis (12:23:27 AM): my eyes are small but myf eel atre big
stephap elvis (12:23:35 AM): kyeah tie
stephap elvis (12:23:47 AM): the sky is blue the sea is green
ColossusWassus (12:23:51 AM): ummm... do you want help, or do you like them on?
stephap elvis (12:24:00 AM): I want them off but ai don know what to do!
ColossusWassus (12:24:17 AM): you see the loopy part?
stephap elvis (12:24:26 AM): um
stephap elvis (12:24:28 AM): ok
ColossusWassus (12:24:31 AM): at the top... pull a non loopy part
stephap elvis (12:24:31 AM): i can just pull
stephap elvis (12:24:36 AM): pull off feet
ColossusWassus (12:24:40 AM): go you
stephap elvis (12:24:49 AM): they not co ing off
stephap elvis (12:24:58 AM): I GOT ONE
stephap elvis (12:25:00 AM): ONE IS OFFFFFFFFF
stephap elvis (12:25:02 AM): ASOEM!
stephap elvis (12:25:10 AM): NOE I HOY ON MTR HDR ON
stephap elvis (12:25:14 AM): OH MSN
stephap elvis (12:25:19 AM): OH MSNR
stephap elvis (12:25:32 AM): HRI DSE I HOY MY NRDY YOUD ON I'M TRSFY HYO HO
stephap elvis (12:25:41 AM): one fof one to go
stephap elvis (12:25:42 AM): ok
ColossusWassus (12:25:48 AM): wonderful
stephap elvis (12:26:01 AM): ask amy
stephap elvis (12:26:12 AM): i drea a picture
ColossusWassus (12:26:19 AM): amy is there with you?
stephap elvis (12:26:20 AM): amy not here tho
ColossusWassus (12:26:24 AM): oh ok
ColossusWassus (12:26:29 AM): where is she?
stephap elvis (12:26:34 AM): amy get maragarits and give them to me
ColossusWassus (12:26:41 AM): I read that
ColossusWassus (12:26:48 AM): she's a very nice person
stephap elvis (12:26:49 AM): yeha and then bartender want shoets!
stephap elvis (12:26:55 AM): amy rules
stephap elvis (12:26:58 AM): you wanna be her friend?
ColossusWassus (12:27:04 AM): sure
stephap elvis (12:27:21 AM): k
stephap elvis (12:27:29 AM): she wana be yur friend?
ColossusWassus (12:27:48 AM): Ask her tomorrow
stephap elvis (12:28:03 AM): pl sje wo;; befia upia rempocce [erpsm amd tjem wjs saus jaue!
stephap elvis (12:28:07 AM): my hads were on the wrong keys
ColossusWassus (12:28:48 AM): that blows
stephap elvis (12:28:55 AM): you blow
stephap elvis (12:28:58 AM): ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
stephap elvis (12:29:03 AM): constipation
ColossusWassus (12:29:04 AM): definately
ColossusWassus (12:29:06 AM): >_<
stephap elvis (12:29:12 AM): yesssssssssssss
stephap elvis (12:29:13 AM): poop hard
ColossusWassus (12:29:18 AM): explosivo
stephap elvis (12:29:22 AM): hott
stephap elvis (12:29:25 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:29:30 AM): if you were constipated
stephap elvis (12:29:35 AM): i'd still be friend
stephap elvis (12:29:35 AM): of you
ColossusWassus (12:29:59 AM): I'm touched, steph, you're a most wonderful individual
stephap elvis (12:30:09 AM): thats good
stephap elvis (12:30:11 AM): some peopel say
stephap elvis (12:30:13 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:30:16 AM): you constpated!
stephap elvis (12:30:44 AM): uho h!
ColossusWassus (12:31:03 AM): I take constipated as compliment
ColossusWassus (12:31:06 AM): uh oh, what?
stephap elvis (12:31:18 AM): constipateion\
stephap elvis (12:31:23 AM): some peo;ele arent as nice as i am
stephap elvis (12:31:26 AM): they run away
stephap elvis (12:31:29 AM): from constipated
ColossusWassus (12:32:04 AM): but not you
stephap elvis (12:32:06 AM): and then i'm like
stephap elvis (12:32:06 AM): ho hoho!
stephap elvis (12:32:06 AM): mrry christmas
ColossusWassus (12:32:11 AM): you're neato burrito
stephap elvis (12:32:17 AM): yeah
stephap elvis (12:32:23 AM): you knw it
ColossusWassus (12:32:36 AM): happy friday btw
ColossusWassus (12:32:39 AM): do you work tomorrow?
stephap elvis (12:32:43 AM): happy consitipation
stephap elvis (12:32:44 AM): no worky
ColossusWassus (12:32:48 AM): worky bad
stephap elvis (12:32:56 AM): worky very bad
stephap elvis (12:33:04 AM): but
stephap elvis (12:33:09 AM): at eleast myh shoes were like
stephap elvis (12:33:11 AM): heyh mahn
stephap elvis (12:33:14 AM): lets get off feet
stephap elvis (12:33:20 AM): and then they left
stephap elvis (12:33:24 AM): so now my feet no have shoes
ColossusWassus (12:33:34 AM): just took them time to get around to your thinking
stephap elvis (12:33:41 AM): right?
stephap elvis (12:33:46 AM): i win
stephap elvis (12:33:52 AM): i ate elvis
ColossusWassus (12:34:46 AM): you ate him?
stephap elvis (12:35:19 AM): ELVIS LIVDS IN MY TUMMY
ColossusWassus (12:35:28 AM): how ironic, Geek USA
stephap elvis (12:35:36 AM): omg smashin pyumpkins
stephap elvis (12:35:41 AM): billy corgan ismy boyfriend but
stephap elvis (12:35:48 AM): he is friends with obnio and id on't like bono
ColossusWassus (12:35:56 AM): damn
stephap elvis (12:35:58 AM): so we have ourd iffereces
ColossusWassus (12:36:06 AM): obviously
stephap elvis (12:36:17 AM): but its ok because he is sexypants
stephap elvis (12:36:38 AM): you havin a baby?
ColossusWassus (12:36:46 AM): not yet
ColossusWassus (12:36:50 AM): some day though steph
stephap elvis (12:36:51 AM): i smell like smoke
stephap elvis (12:36:55 AM): thats not goodf or baby
ColossusWassus (12:37:04 AM): no it's not, steph
stephap elvis (12:37:08 AM): good idea
stephap elvis (12:37:19 AM): you smart by like smart
ColossusWassus (12:37:28 AM): gonna take a shower?
stephap elvis (12:37:34 AM): uh
stephap elvis (12:37:37 AM): i drown in shower no good
stephap elvis (12:37:42 AM): tkae shower when sober
stephap elvis (12:37:50 AM): othersiwse
ColossusWassus (12:37:51 AM): good call
stephap elvis (12:37:51 AM): no more babies
stephap elvis (12:38:07 AM): babie time is over
ColossusWassus (12:38:08 AM): why?
stephap elvis (12:38:16 AM): cos i down in shower
stephap elvis (12:38:22 AM): you cant make babies when you dead
stephap elvis (12:38:23 AM): duhhhhh
ColossusWassus (12:38:27 AM): then don't shower
stephap elvis (12:38:32 AM): good idea
stephap elvis (12:38:43 AM): you got good sense
stephap elvis (12:38:50 AM): of babies
ColossusWassus (12:38:51 AM): thanks
ColossusWassus (12:38:56 AM): I do what I can
stephap elvis (12:39:01 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:39:07 AM): you know what i awesome?
ColossusWassus (12:39:28 AM): wgat>
ColossusWassus (12:39:34 AM): err what?
stephap elvis (12:39:38 AM): dinoarus
stephap elvis (12:39:54 AM): its to bad i have to pee
stephap elvis (12:39:56 AM): no dinosaurs
stephap elvis (12:40:02 AM): vitamins
stephap elvis (12:40:12 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:40:22 AM): you nice guy
ColossusWassus (12:40:26 AM): vitamins
stephap elvis (12:40:35 AM): you like vitamins?
stephap elvis (12:40:40 AM): you seemn like the type to like vitamins
ColossusWassus (12:40:57 AM): I do use vitamins
stephap elvis (12:41:02 AM): you would fool
ColossusWassus (12:41:15 AM): I have very expensive urine
stephap elvis (12:41:27 AM): oh man w we were talking about urine earlier
stephap elvis (12:41:32 AM): i type v. good that time
ColossusWassus (12:41:33 AM): lovely
stephap elvis (12:41:34 AM): i get better
stephap elvis (12:41:45 AM): hey an
stephap elvis (12:41:47 AM): so like this boy
stephap elvis (12:41:51 AM): he had orange uirn!
stephap elvis (12:41:53 AM): and we were like
stephap elvis (12:41:54 AM): oh man
stephap elvis (12:41:56 AM): that isgross
stephap elvis (12:41:59 AM): and then we had margaritas
ColossusWassus (12:42:01 AM): that is disgusting
stephap elvis (12:42:14 AM): and then the bartneder is like
stephap elvis (12:42:16 AM): hey girls
stephap elvis (12:42:18 AM): you want shots
stephap elvis (12:42:19 AM): and we like
stephap elvis (12:42:20 AM): yheah
stephap elvis (12:42:22 AM): shots are cool
stephap elvis (12:42:28 AM): and then whe had tequila rose
stephap elvis (12:42:32 AM): for free
ColossusWassus (12:42:37 AM): that stuff is preety weak
stephap elvis (12:42:45 AM): i neve rhad before
stephap elvis (12:42:48 AM): but it taste good
stephap elvis (12:42:51 AM): we just had one shot of that
ColossusWassus (12:43:02 AM): yup
stephap elvis (12:43:06 AM): and then tehr stuff but
stephap elvis (12:43:14 AM): the twequila rose i coudl just drink straight
stephap elvis (12:43:15 AM): it was so good
ColossusWassus (12:43:29 AM): it's a nice tequila/liquer mix
stephap elvis (12:43:41 AM): yeah inever try before
stephap elvis (12:43:52 AM): my bar dono serve twequila at all
stephap elvis (12:43:59 AM): domo arigot mr. roboto
ColossusWassus (12:44:14 AM): definately
stephap elvis (12:44:25 AM): so anwya
stephap elvis (12:44:31 AM): my haead is on the sid eof the chair
stephap elvis (12:44:33 AM): and i'm like
stephap elvis (12:44:34 AM): heh man
stephap elvis (12:44:37 AM): were is m head@!
ColossusWassus (12:44:39 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:44:44 AM): and my head is like
stephap elvis (12:44:45 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:44:46 AM): i over here
stephap elvis (12:44:50 AM): on the sde of the chari
ColossusWassus (12:44:51 AM): you are over there
stephap elvis (12:44:58 AM): and then so liek
stephap elvis (12:45:05 AM): so like i dunno what my point is but
stephap elvis (12:45:06 AM): it ok
ColossusWassus (12:45:23 AM): it is ok
ColossusWassus (12:45:32 AM): are you doing well?
stephap elvis (12:45:34 AM): so when we hanging out?
stephap elvis (12:45:37 AM): yah we ok
ColossusWassus (12:45:41 AM): soon I hope
stephap elvis (12:45:43 AM): yes
stephap elvis (12:45:46 AM): come with jessie
stephap elvis (12:45:57 AM): we have party like its 1-000
ColossusWassus (12:46:01 AM): I will, we'll have a grand time
stephap elvis (12:46:03 AM): ninteen ningt nien
ColossusWassus (12:46:21 AM): in 1000 they like raped slaves or something
stephap elvis (12:46:28 AM): uh oh
ColossusWassus (12:46:34 AM): yeah
stephap elvis (12:46:38 AM): you into that?
ColossusWassus (12:46:48 AM): nope
stephap elvis (12:46:55 AM): k thats good c os
stephap elvis (12:46:58 AM): i be scared
ColossusWassus (12:47:04 AM): I would be scared too
ColossusWassus (12:47:29 AM): no worries though, no raping here
ColossusWassus (12:48:12 AM): my roommate has hamsters
stephap elvis (12:48:48 AM): yeah hamsters are good
stephap elvis (12:48:51 AM): not as good as turtle
ColossusWassus (12:49:18 AM): don't eat turtles
ColossusWassus (12:49:21 AM): that's mean
ColossusWassus (12:50:16 AM): I gtg to bed
ColossusWassus (12:50:38 AM): take care steph, call your sister if you need help, OK?
stephap elvis (12:51:57 AM): qUR Qgr
stephap elvis (12:52:00 AM): you leavin?
stephap elvis (12:52:11 AM): i dnt eat turtles
stephap elvis (12:52:14 AM): i say hi to turtles
stephap elvis (12:52:16 AM): and i like
stephap elvis (12:52:18 AM): hey turtle was up
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[User Picture]From: colossuswassus
2005-10-25 05:37 pm (UTC)

Re: qweqadabwahahahhahweja;ewkahhahahahahhaha

it was most ridiculous... I was coping and pasting to people and they were dying. I was laughing so much my sides hurt. Steph is a drinking goddess.

Take care!
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