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This made me giggle. [Oct. 23rd, 2005|11:59 am]
Don't Buy Us Food
astrogirl34
"Many of these games are made for adults," the governor said, "and choosing games that are appropriate for kids should be a decision made by their parents." Many parents are grateful. "I didn't even realize I could monitor my children's behavior until the government pointed it out for me," explained Sally McBoovenstein, a mother of three.
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(no subject) [Oct. 21st, 2005|12:53 am]
Don't Buy Us Food

colossuswassus
stephap elvis (12:07:26 AM): alexandr!
stephap elvis (12:07:29 AM): yout here/
stephap elvis (12:07:30 AM): ALEX
stephap elvis (12:07:32 AM): oh man
ColossusWassus (12:07:36 AM): evening, Steph
stephap elvis (12:07:39 AM): hellllllllo!
stephap elvis (12:07:42 AM): wat is new/
ColossusWassus (12:07:56 AM): double integrals, how're you?
stephap elvis (12:08:03 AM): double intregarals!
stephap elvis (12:08:10 AM): oh man!
stephap elvis (12:08:12 AM): my shoesa re on!
ColossusWassus (12:08:29 AM): nice drunk post
ColossusWassus (12:08:30 AM): btw
stephap elvis (12:08:33 AM): oh man
stephap elvis (12:08:35 AM): os
stephap elvis (12:08:39 AM): can you nddrstand it?
ColossusWassus (12:09:04 AM): most of it
stephap elvis (12:09:10 AM): yay
stephap elvis (12:09:16 AM): my head all ovef
stephap elvis (12:09:19 AM): fall
stephap elvis (12:09:20 AM): fall over
stephap elvis (12:09:39 AM): ge nab ti babd i don't have a cell phone or i wouldcall you drunker
ColossusWassus (12:09:59 AM): indeed, are you doing ok?
stephap elvis (12:10:08 AM): yeah but my shoes waon't go away
ColossusWassus (12:10:37 AM): be patient, and get away from any breakable items
stephap elvis (12:10:53 AM): k
stephap elvis (12:10:56 AM): hey
stephap elvis (12:11:06 AM): we saw robert carradine of lizzie macguire
ColossusWassus (12:11:27 AM): I read that, even thought I don't know who he is, I percieved that he was famous
ColossusWassus (12:12:30 AM): I'm proud of you
stephap elvis (12:13:01 AM): 8t wasn't relaly him
stephap elvis (12:13:04 AM): it just look like him
stephap elvis (12:13:06 AM): but i wanna marry
ColossusWassus (12:13:39 AM): who doesn't?
ColossusWassus (12:13:42 AM): how are the shoes
stephap elvis (12:13:50 AM): on my feet!
stephap elvis (12:13:53 AM): can you believe it?qh
stephap elvis (12:13:59 AM): i can get off no
ColossusWassus (12:14:00 AM): yes, sadly yes
stephap elvis (12:14:07 AM): no ome off fet!
stephap elvis (12:14:09 AM): and i'm like
stephap elvis (12:14:13 AM): hey shoes get off my feet
stephap elvis (12:14:15 AM): and they like
stephap elvis (12:14:16 AM): no man!
stephap elvis (12:14:41 AM): i dont know hat to do
ColossusWassus (12:14:48 AM): poor baby
ColossusWassus (12:14:54 AM): do you need help?
stephap elvis (12:15:00 AM): yah probalby
ColossusWassus (12:15:13 AM): you have a non-mobile phone around?
stephap elvis (12:15:23 AM): yep
ColossusWassus (12:15:27 AM): I'll call you if you like
stephap elvis (12:15:33 AM): ho hum
stephap elvis (12:15:37 AM): do yj nko number/
ColossusWassus (12:15:45 AM): no
stephap elvis (12:15:55 AM): uh oh!
stephap elvis (12:16:00 AM): what we ogkna do?
ColossusWassus (12:16:19 AM): umm... do you want to call me and then I'll call you back
stephap elvis (12:16:26 AM): uh i dnao uh
stephap elvis (12:16:32 AM): i lieve inchicago
ColossusWassus (12:16:32 AM): that's fine
ColossusWassus (12:16:38 AM): I know you do
stephap elvis (12:16:42 AM): ok good
ColossusWassus (12:16:44 AM): Chicago fucking rocks
stephap elvis (12:16:48 AM): yessssssssss
stephap elvis (12:16:56 AM): chicago anhas me fool!
stephap elvis (12:17:00 AM): andthat makes it good
ColossusWassus (12:17:18 AM): anhas?
stephap elvis (12:17:23 AM): HAS
stephap elvis (12:17:26 AM): hcicago has me!
stephap elvis (12:17:30 AM): and i live in chicago
stephap elvis (12:17:30 AM): so it is cool
stephap elvis (12:17:45 AM): but so do my shoes
stephap elvis (12:17:48 AM): and they dnt come off
ColossusWassus (12:17:48 AM): well you make everything cool steph
ColossusWassus (12:17:58 AM): including your shoes
stephap elvis (12:18:03 AM): oh ok
stephap elvis (12:18:05 AM): well then that sok
ColossusWassus (12:18:08 AM): you should do a scanner post
stephap elvis (12:18:11 AM): how?
stephap elvis (12:18:14 AM): what to scan/
ColossusWassus (12:18:20 AM): draw a picture right now of your shoes
stephap elvis (12:18:23 AM): ok
stephap elvis (12:18:24 AM): um
stephap elvis (12:18:26 AM): good idea
stephap elvis (12:18:28 AM): i need crayons
stephap elvis (12:18:30 AM): ok
stephap elvis (12:18:32 AM): fknd crayn
stephap elvis (12:18:34 AM): shoes!
stephap elvis (12:18:47 AM): uh ohh!
stephap elvis (12:18:50 AM): knok over sanner
ColossusWassus (12:19:29 AM): just pick it up if there's no broken glass
ColossusWassus (12:19:39 AM): or maybe draw a picture now and then post it later
stephap elvis (12:20:21 AM): k i drea a picture
ColossusWassus (12:20:34 AM): ok... just keep it there
stephap elvis (12:20:36 AM): it fell down
ColossusWassus (12:20:38 AM): draw a couple pictures
ColossusWassus (12:20:43 AM): don't worry about that
stephap elvis (12:20:45 AM): k
stephap elvis (12:20:47 AM): well
stephap elvis (12:20:48 AM): yes
stephap elvis (12:20:50 AM): hey man
ColossusWassus (12:20:54 AM): yes woman?
stephap elvis (12:20:58 AM): woman!
stephap elvis (12:21:02 AM): i type good now
stephap elvis (12:21:04 AM): looka t me!
stephap elvis (12:21:07 AM): look at me type good
ColossusWassus (12:21:08 AM): that is what you are
ColossusWassus (12:21:15 AM): you type most good
stephap elvis (12:21:21 AM): youi are awesome
ColossusWassus (12:21:41 AM): absolutely
ColossusWassus (12:22:35 AM): Steph how awesome are doing with those shoes?
stephap elvis (12:22:58 AM): they still on!
stephap elvis (12:23:04 AM): i duon now how to get off
ColossusWassus (12:23:14 AM): are they big or small?
stephap elvis (12:23:18 AM): converse!
ColossusWassus (12:23:25 AM): like the ones you tie?
stephap elvis (12:23:27 AM): my eyes are small but myf eel atre big
stephap elvis (12:23:35 AM): kyeah tie
stephap elvis (12:23:47 AM): the sky is blue the sea is green
ColossusWassus (12:23:51 AM): ummm... do you want help, or do you like them on?
stephap elvis (12:24:00 AM): I want them off but ai don know what to do!
ColossusWassus (12:24:17 AM): you see the loopy part?
stephap elvis (12:24:26 AM): um
stephap elvis (12:24:28 AM): ok
ColossusWassus (12:24:31 AM): at the top... pull a non loopy part
stephap elvis (12:24:31 AM): i can just pull
stephap elvis (12:24:36 AM): pull off feet
ColossusWassus (12:24:40 AM): go you
stephap elvis (12:24:49 AM): they not co ing off
stephap elvis (12:24:58 AM): I GOT ONE
stephap elvis (12:25:00 AM): ONE IS OFFFFFFFFF
stephap elvis (12:25:02 AM): ASOEM!
stephap elvis (12:25:10 AM): NOE I HOY ON MTR HDR ON
stephap elvis (12:25:14 AM): OH MSN
stephap elvis (12:25:19 AM): OH MSNR
stephap elvis (12:25:32 AM): HRI DSE I HOY MY NRDY YOUD ON I'M TRSFY HYO HO
stephap elvis (12:25:41 AM): one fof one to go
stephap elvis (12:25:42 AM): ok
ColossusWassus (12:25:48 AM): wonderful
stephap elvis (12:26:01 AM): ask amy
stephap elvis (12:26:12 AM): i drea a picture
ColossusWassus (12:26:19 AM): amy is there with you?
stephap elvis (12:26:20 AM): amy not here tho
ColossusWassus (12:26:24 AM): oh ok
ColossusWassus (12:26:29 AM): where is she?
stephap elvis (12:26:34 AM): amy get maragarits and give them to me
ColossusWassus (12:26:41 AM): I read that
ColossusWassus (12:26:48 AM): she's a very nice person
stephap elvis (12:26:49 AM): yeha and then bartender want shoets!
stephap elvis (12:26:55 AM): amy rules
stephap elvis (12:26:58 AM): you wanna be her friend?
ColossusWassus (12:27:04 AM): sure
stephap elvis (12:27:21 AM): k
stephap elvis (12:27:29 AM): she wana be yur friend?
ColossusWassus (12:27:48 AM): Ask her tomorrow
stephap elvis (12:28:03 AM): pl sje wo;; befia upia rempocce [erpsm amd tjem wjs saus jaue!
stephap elvis (12:28:07 AM): my hads were on the wrong keys
ColossusWassus (12:28:48 AM): that blows
stephap elvis (12:28:55 AM): you blow
stephap elvis (12:28:58 AM): ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
stephap elvis (12:29:03 AM): constipation
ColossusWassus (12:29:04 AM): definately
ColossusWassus (12:29:06 AM): >_<
stephap elvis (12:29:12 AM): yesssssssssssss
stephap elvis (12:29:13 AM): poop hard
ColossusWassus (12:29:18 AM): explosivo
stephap elvis (12:29:22 AM): hott
stephap elvis (12:29:25 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:29:30 AM): if you were constipated
stephap elvis (12:29:35 AM): i'd still be friend
stephap elvis (12:29:35 AM): of you
ColossusWassus (12:29:59 AM): I'm touched, steph, you're a most wonderful individual
stephap elvis (12:30:09 AM): thats good
stephap elvis (12:30:11 AM): some peopel say
stephap elvis (12:30:13 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:30:16 AM): you constpated!
stephap elvis (12:30:44 AM): uho h!
ColossusWassus (12:31:03 AM): I take constipated as compliment
ColossusWassus (12:31:06 AM): uh oh, what?
stephap elvis (12:31:18 AM): constipateion\
stephap elvis (12:31:23 AM): some peo;ele arent as nice as i am
stephap elvis (12:31:26 AM): they run away
stephap elvis (12:31:29 AM): from constipated
ColossusWassus (12:32:04 AM): but not you
stephap elvis (12:32:06 AM): and then i'm like
stephap elvis (12:32:06 AM): ho hoho!
stephap elvis (12:32:06 AM): mrry christmas
ColossusWassus (12:32:11 AM): you're neato burrito
stephap elvis (12:32:17 AM): yeah
stephap elvis (12:32:23 AM): you knw it
ColossusWassus (12:32:36 AM): happy friday btw
ColossusWassus (12:32:39 AM): do you work tomorrow?
stephap elvis (12:32:43 AM): happy consitipation
stephap elvis (12:32:44 AM): no worky
ColossusWassus (12:32:48 AM): worky bad
stephap elvis (12:32:56 AM): worky very bad
stephap elvis (12:33:04 AM): but
stephap elvis (12:33:09 AM): at eleast myh shoes were like
stephap elvis (12:33:11 AM): heyh mahn
stephap elvis (12:33:14 AM): lets get off feet
stephap elvis (12:33:20 AM): and then they left
stephap elvis (12:33:24 AM): so now my feet no have shoes
ColossusWassus (12:33:34 AM): just took them time to get around to your thinking
stephap elvis (12:33:41 AM): right?
stephap elvis (12:33:46 AM): i win
stephap elvis (12:33:52 AM): i ate elvis
ColossusWassus (12:34:46 AM): you ate him?
stephap elvis (12:35:19 AM): ELVIS LIVDS IN MY TUMMY
ColossusWassus (12:35:28 AM): how ironic, Geek USA
stephap elvis (12:35:36 AM): omg smashin pyumpkins
stephap elvis (12:35:41 AM): billy corgan ismy boyfriend but
stephap elvis (12:35:48 AM): he is friends with obnio and id on't like bono
ColossusWassus (12:35:56 AM): damn
stephap elvis (12:35:58 AM): so we have ourd iffereces
ColossusWassus (12:36:06 AM): obviously
stephap elvis (12:36:17 AM): but its ok because he is sexypants
stephap elvis (12:36:38 AM): you havin a baby?
ColossusWassus (12:36:46 AM): not yet
ColossusWassus (12:36:50 AM): some day though steph
stephap elvis (12:36:51 AM): i smell like smoke
stephap elvis (12:36:55 AM): thats not goodf or baby
ColossusWassus (12:37:04 AM): no it's not, steph
stephap elvis (12:37:08 AM): good idea
stephap elvis (12:37:19 AM): you smart by like smart
ColossusWassus (12:37:28 AM): gonna take a shower?
stephap elvis (12:37:34 AM): uh
stephap elvis (12:37:37 AM): i drown in shower no good
stephap elvis (12:37:42 AM): tkae shower when sober
stephap elvis (12:37:50 AM): othersiwse
ColossusWassus (12:37:51 AM): good call
stephap elvis (12:37:51 AM): no more babies
stephap elvis (12:38:07 AM): babie time is over
ColossusWassus (12:38:08 AM): why?
stephap elvis (12:38:16 AM): cos i down in shower
stephap elvis (12:38:22 AM): you cant make babies when you dead
stephap elvis (12:38:23 AM): duhhhhh
ColossusWassus (12:38:27 AM): then don't shower
stephap elvis (12:38:32 AM): good idea
stephap elvis (12:38:43 AM): you got good sense
stephap elvis (12:38:50 AM): of babies
ColossusWassus (12:38:51 AM): thanks
ColossusWassus (12:38:56 AM): I do what I can
stephap elvis (12:39:01 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:39:07 AM): you know what i awesome?
ColossusWassus (12:39:28 AM): wgat>
ColossusWassus (12:39:34 AM): err what?
stephap elvis (12:39:38 AM): dinoarus
stephap elvis (12:39:54 AM): its to bad i have to pee
stephap elvis (12:39:56 AM): no dinosaurs
stephap elvis (12:40:02 AM): vitamins
stephap elvis (12:40:12 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:40:22 AM): you nice guy
ColossusWassus (12:40:26 AM): vitamins
stephap elvis (12:40:35 AM): you like vitamins?
stephap elvis (12:40:40 AM): you seemn like the type to like vitamins
ColossusWassus (12:40:57 AM): I do use vitamins
stephap elvis (12:41:02 AM): you would fool
ColossusWassus (12:41:15 AM): I have very expensive urine
stephap elvis (12:41:27 AM): oh man w we were talking about urine earlier
stephap elvis (12:41:32 AM): i type v. good that time
ColossusWassus (12:41:33 AM): lovely
stephap elvis (12:41:34 AM): i get better
stephap elvis (12:41:45 AM): hey an
stephap elvis (12:41:47 AM): so like this boy
stephap elvis (12:41:51 AM): he had orange uirn!
stephap elvis (12:41:53 AM): and we were like
stephap elvis (12:41:54 AM): oh man
stephap elvis (12:41:56 AM): that isgross
stephap elvis (12:41:59 AM): and then we had margaritas
ColossusWassus (12:42:01 AM): that is disgusting
stephap elvis (12:42:14 AM): and then the bartneder is like
stephap elvis (12:42:16 AM): hey girls
stephap elvis (12:42:18 AM): you want shots
stephap elvis (12:42:19 AM): and we like
stephap elvis (12:42:20 AM): yheah
stephap elvis (12:42:22 AM): shots are cool
stephap elvis (12:42:28 AM): and then whe had tequila rose
stephap elvis (12:42:32 AM): for free
ColossusWassus (12:42:37 AM): that stuff is preety weak
stephap elvis (12:42:45 AM): i neve rhad before
stephap elvis (12:42:48 AM): but it taste good
stephap elvis (12:42:51 AM): we just had one shot of that
ColossusWassus (12:43:02 AM): yup
stephap elvis (12:43:06 AM): and then tehr stuff but
stephap elvis (12:43:14 AM): the twequila rose i coudl just drink straight
stephap elvis (12:43:15 AM): it was so good
ColossusWassus (12:43:29 AM): it's a nice tequila/liquer mix
stephap elvis (12:43:41 AM): yeah inever try before
stephap elvis (12:43:52 AM): my bar dono serve twequila at all
stephap elvis (12:43:59 AM): domo arigot mr. roboto
ColossusWassus (12:44:14 AM): definately
stephap elvis (12:44:25 AM): so anwya
stephap elvis (12:44:31 AM): my haead is on the sid eof the chair
stephap elvis (12:44:33 AM): and i'm like
stephap elvis (12:44:34 AM): heh man
stephap elvis (12:44:37 AM): were is m head@!
ColossusWassus (12:44:39 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:44:44 AM): and my head is like
stephap elvis (12:44:45 AM): hey man
stephap elvis (12:44:46 AM): i over here
stephap elvis (12:44:50 AM): on the sde of the chari
ColossusWassus (12:44:51 AM): you are over there
stephap elvis (12:44:58 AM): and then so liek
stephap elvis (12:45:05 AM): so like i dunno what my point is but
stephap elvis (12:45:06 AM): it ok
ColossusWassus (12:45:23 AM): it is ok
ColossusWassus (12:45:32 AM): are you doing well?
stephap elvis (12:45:34 AM): so when we hanging out?
stephap elvis (12:45:37 AM): yah we ok
ColossusWassus (12:45:41 AM): soon I hope
stephap elvis (12:45:43 AM): yes
stephap elvis (12:45:46 AM): come with jessie
stephap elvis (12:45:57 AM): we have party like its 1-000
ColossusWassus (12:46:01 AM): I will, we'll have a grand time
stephap elvis (12:46:03 AM): ninteen ningt nien
ColossusWassus (12:46:21 AM): in 1000 they like raped slaves or something
stephap elvis (12:46:28 AM): uh oh
ColossusWassus (12:46:34 AM): yeah
stephap elvis (12:46:38 AM): you into that?
ColossusWassus (12:46:48 AM): nope
stephap elvis (12:46:55 AM): k thats good c os
stephap elvis (12:46:58 AM): i be scared
ColossusWassus (12:47:04 AM): I would be scared too
ColossusWassus (12:47:29 AM): no worries though, no raping here
ColossusWassus (12:48:12 AM): my roommate has hamsters
stephap elvis (12:48:48 AM): yeah hamsters are good
stephap elvis (12:48:51 AM): not as good as turtle
ColossusWassus (12:49:18 AM): don't eat turtles
ColossusWassus (12:49:21 AM): that's mean
ColossusWassus (12:50:16 AM): I gtg to bed
ColossusWassus (12:50:38 AM): take care steph, call your sister if you need help, OK?
stephap elvis (12:51:57 AM): qUR Qgr
stephap elvis (12:52:00 AM): you leavin?
stephap elvis (12:52:11 AM): i dnt eat turtles
stephap elvis (12:52:14 AM): i say hi to turtles
stephap elvis (12:52:16 AM): and i like
stephap elvis (12:52:18 AM): hey turtle was up
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touchee [Oct. 14th, 2005|12:06 am]
Don't Buy Us Food

colossuswassus
stephap elvis (11:29:33 PM): I have to pee but my legs hurt too much to get up.
ColossusWassus (11:31:41 PM): geez
stephap elvis (11:32:38 PM): word.
ColossusWassus (11:34:49 PM): bathroom time for me
stephap elvis (11:36:19 PM): yay
stephap elvis (11:36:20 PM): I'm proud
ColossusWassus (11:38:03 PM): it felt good too
stephap elvis (11:39:01 PM): man
stephap elvis (11:39:04 PM): I really wanna go
ColossusWassus (11:57:20 PM): ummmmm... can you pee in the toilet from where you're at?
ColossusWassus (11:57:35 PM): like an artillery barrage?
stephap elvis (11:58:15 PM): haha
stephap elvis (11:58:17 PM): I just went.
ColossusWassus (11:58:20 PM): excellent
stephap elvis (11:58:26 PM): totally
stephap elvis (11:58:29 PM): I knew you'd be proud.
ColossusWassus (11:58:30 PM): artillery style?
stephap elvis (12:02:55 AM): yes.
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2005|11:51 pm]
Don't Buy Us Food

sporkburrito
stephap elvis: if you turn 11:34 upside down
stephap elvis: it says HELL
ColossusWassus: I did know that
stephap elvis: awesome.
ColossusWassus: all kinds of stuff you can spell with arabic numbers
stephap elvis: you can spell Hi Leslie
stephap elvis: 317537 14
ColossusWassus: sexy
stephap elvis: yes.
stephap elvis: in case you ever meet someone named Leslie
stephap elvis: you know what to do.
ColossusWassus: oh I'll tap that shit hard
stephap elvis: definitely
stephap elvis: I'm posting this to dontbuyusfood
ColossusWassus: posting?
ColossusWassus: our convo?
stephap elvis: yes
ColossusWassus: lol fuck my ass that's awesome
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2005|04:12 pm]
Don't Buy Us Food

sporkburrito
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(no subject) [Aug. 6th, 2005|01:19 am]
Don't Buy Us Food

sporkburrito
Ian is a dork.


bluefinkle: hell yes\
bluefinkle: my battery should be dead
bluefinkle: but it's still working
stephap elvis: plug in the damned thing
bluefinkle: but i might disappear at any moment
bluefinkle: i'm too lazy
bluefinkle: i'll just fall asleep when it shuts off
stephap elvis: that's hilarious
stephap elvis: you can just like
stephap elvis: fall over
bluefinkle: i can!
bluefinkle: i could right now
stephap elvis: that rules
stephap elvis: I could, but I don't wanna sleep on the floor
bluefinkle: i'm sitting on the futon
bluefinkle: so i'm ok
stephap elvis: man
stephap elvis: I'm jealous
bluefinkle: i think it's coming
bluefinkle: i'm dozing off
bluefinkle: any minutea
stephap elvis: haha
stephap elvis: dorkface
bluefinkle: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna
bluefinkle: i havem my eys closead
stephap elvis: that rules
stephap elvis: you are such a dork
stephap elvis: just go to bed
bluefinkle: im mjust typing andything cause i canh;t see
bluefinkle: what atre you asying?
stephap elvis: dude
stephap elvis: go to sleep
bluefinkle: iz lilike fishes
bluefinkle: fj;
bluefinkle: what arke you doiing?
bluefinkle: zhfd muppet
stephap elvis: I like fishes too
stephap elvis: haha you're probably totally asleep
stephap elvis: awesome
stephap elvis: I hope you get this in the morning
stephap elvis: otherwise,
stephap elvis: I should put it on livejournal
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Stephanie Can't Take Pictures!!!! [Jul. 18th, 2005|12:12 pm]
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Steph took this of me at Millenium Park in Downtown Chicago. She's a terrible picture taker! :-p

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(no subject) [Jul. 14th, 2005|04:53 pm]
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HI!
I think Steph should marry this man:
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Posted here cuz Steph said to update this place [Jul. 3rd, 2005|02:42 pm]
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catburglar
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
Not a professional one ... no. I'd love it! Although they always chop off people's hair and I look bad with short hair.

HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?
No, but I do remember seeing my cat one day and feeling like she was on death's door and taking a picture. I took it out awhile ago and it is the saddest picture...probably one of the last ones of her.

WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
I've been to Canada a bunch when I lived in New York...probably for a couple weeks at a time.

ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
Gaining Independence


DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
One where all the guests actually get along, where I actually have bridesmaids and I don't manage to piss people off by obnoxious wedding traditions. Oh and one where there's something ELSE to do besides dancing at the reception. It'll never happen.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60?
Not letting my age get to me. Hopefully either driving competently or letting someone else tote me around. Spoiling grandchildren maybe? I'm not sure about that either.

WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?
I vaguely remember St. Louis and riding around in my cozy coop car thing, the wicker table where I ate steak chopped up in tiny little pieces (ewww! Steak!!) and my sister getting hot dog grease in her hair and having it washed out while I played Connection? I think that's what the game is called.

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I have enough trouble understanding my own.

WHAT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY DO YOU WANT MOST RIGHT NOW?
Flat panel monitor

NAME ONE CARTOON CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
Catwoman? I dunno I'm not really thinking about this.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?
Too many to name.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
Travel, (been there done that) Work at internship and paying job, Hopefully have more fun than past summers (seems to be happening so far) Hopefully swim more than other summers (also happening) Hopefully pass calc in summer school

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
Blah... I dunno, that Pets song was pretty funny...it was about how aliens would come and we'd make great pets. I'm not much of a song person.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES: HUMOR, ROMANCE, SCI-FI, DRAMA, ACTION, HORROR?
Humor: Napoleon Dynamite, South Park movie
Romance: Amelie, Secretary (haha) Sound of Music
Sci-Fi: Star Wars, Harry Potter?
Drama: Garden State, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
Action: That one Jet Li movie I saw, I have no idea what it's name was but there was a lot more to it than just action, which I liked, Blade movies,
Horror: I forgot the name of it...that clown movie I guess

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG?
Lion King songs are good

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
One that's clean! lol...actually not too clean, I want people to feel welcome but I don't like my house smelling like musty ferret---which yes it still does sadly. One that has a big pool and a big garage and a big kitchen and a bedroom where I can actually keep my clothes in it.

YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
sleepwear? what's that?

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
Nothing right now...Not in school yet

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
probably around 20 something--more than I though since parking downtown was cheaper than I thought. Steph's sister Alyssa said I got the cute girl discount! LOL

WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE?
Getting all As last semester in college---hard shit man!


HOW WAS YOUR PROM?
I didn't go. A group of us had "anti-prom" and hung out downtown instead. My mom apparently was really disappointed. Screw that.

TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
My 18th and my 21st were lots of fun.

WHAT DO YOU MOST ENJOY ABOUT LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE?
I like looking at how they're dressed and how they do their hair.

WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD FIRST SPLURGE ON IF YOU BECAME A BILLIONAIRE?
1) A pool
2) Travelling
3) A new wardrobe
4) A new house
5) A new car

WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
I've been called a lot of weird things--I think I have to go with Clark's though--he called me Buffalo.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
my sandals that are chunky but they have a giant crack in them and are falling apart but I love them so much I can't part with them

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
an elf

LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Some fucker was an ass to me...it was about a week ago

WHATS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW?
don't have one

WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
Calculus

WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
around 10 but didn't get out of bed til like 11:30 lol

CURRENT HAIR?
Long...need to do something with it but I don't know what and I don't really have a hairdresser around here...Need to work on that.

CURRENT CLOTHES?
Tank top and jeans...the usual

CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Me, the cat and Clark

CURRENT HATE?
shorts

FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
with friends

LEAST FAVORITE PLACE?
in math class! lol

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Something not as commonly played as the flute. Then maybe I'd be appreciated.


FAVORITE COLOR?
purple

HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'6 or 5'7 ish

FAVORITE WORD EXPRESSION?
"that's goofy" lately....lame I know

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND TALK TO ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
my grandma

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?
Wherever I can get a job...hopefully not in the bible belt *crosses fingers*

COLORS OF MOST OF THE CLOTHES YOU WEAR.
blue, purple, brown

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE DOING IN TEN YEARS?
I have noooo idea

ANY TATTOOS PIERCINGS?
Navel piercing

LAST CRUSH?
Hmmm I wonder who that could be!

LAST THING YOU ATE?
I'm eating baked cheetos

WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
That weird rock version of the Three Pigs "Little pig, little pig let me in, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" is in my head



PS Steph I was reading about Amtrak and I think it goes to Bloomington or Galesburg---there might be a bus system to the peoria airport. I found some info at this site, but I'm still confused by it.
http://www.cwrr.com/Amtrak/mw_thrwy.html

I did see an Amtrak stop in bloomington on my way home.
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2005|04:08 pm]
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sporkburrito

Who should I marry?

1(6.7%)
1(6.7%)
4(26.7%)
7(46.7%)
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